Sunday, January 1, 2012

2011 Report Card




Virtues

Movies Watched in Theatres: 55
DVD’s Watched: 90
Plays: 21
Operas: 2
Dance Performances: 6
Readings: 17
Music Performances: 27
Museum Visits: 13

Books Read: 35
Plays Read: 45
Poetry Magazines Read: 21
Comic Books Read: 441

Staged Readings Given: 0
Produced Plays: 1
Poetry Readings Given: 2

Stories Written: 3
One-Acts Written: 2
Full-Length Plays Begun: 3
Full-Length Plays Finished: 0
Full-Length Plays Rewritten: 3
Novels Begun: 2
Novels Finished: 0
Screenplays Begun: 1
Screenplays Finished: (pending)
Poems Written: 77

Blog Posts: 176
Poems Memorized: 3

Submissions:  27
Acceptance Letters: 0
Rejection Letters: 19
Awaiting Reply: 8


Vices

Guinness: 185
Other Beers: 82
Wine (glasses): 79
Wine (bottles) 15
Mimosas: 6
Bloody Marys: 8
Scotch: 14
Margaritas (frozen): 9
Shots of Whiskey: 25
Shots of Tequila: 16
Shots of Vodka: 3
Girly Shots: 7

Hookah Pipes: 2

Illegal Drugs: 0
Contact Highs: 2

Miscellaneous

Foreign Trips: 1
Foreign Trips Where I Was Treated Like A King: 1 (same trip)

Hang-Outs That Closed This Year: 3
New Hang-Outs Found: 0

Dreams remembered and recorded: 45
Dreams about smoking: 6
Dreams where I woke up saying “Where the fuck did THAT come from?”: 11
Dreams where I woke up saying “Guess I don’t need to go to therapy THIS week!”: 14
Dreams where Marilyn Monroe told me I was a better lover than Arthur Miller: 1
But not a better writer: 1

New Friends: 10
Ex-Friends: 6

All-Nighters: 5
Working Days of Drinking (8 hours or longer): 6
Nights On The Town With A Fetish Model: 1

Wild Animals Held: 1
Wild Animals Dated: 2

Resolutions made on 1/1/11: 5
Resolutions kept as of 12/31/11: 1
Lessons learned: 4


4 comments:

Molly Lyons said...

You're my hero, seriously, what a list. First of all, could I recall how many Guinness I've consumed? Secondly, all the ART you've seen, wow.

The Mothership said...

Hahahaha, You Legend!

Hilary Bettis said...

How do you keep track of all that booze?

Horvendile said...

I write it down in my Moleskin, then transfer it to my daybook.